Don’t Mess With John And Jack

If Fred! ThompsonAdmiral Joshua Painter isn’t really your political cup of tea, if you’re looking for a duo that will really give them terrorists something to think about, you could do a whole lot worse than the dynamic duo of John McClane and Jack Bauer. They put the “execute” in “executive branch”.

McClane/Bauer

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Text: “McClane/Bauer ‘08. Come out to the coast, we’ll set up a perimeter.”

Ad copy: “We need decisive leadership in America. We need an executive willing to take the fight to the terrorists in a hands-on setting. Who better than the best anti-terrorists of the last 50 years to lead us on a thigh-shootin’, elevator-blowin’ campaign than Jack and John, two men with on-the-job experience and a zeal for justice.”

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