Read The Morning Papes In Style

McC & B - the coffee mug

Grab yourself a McClane/Bauer ‘08 coffee mug and never worry your pretty little head about world news. Paris Hilton in jail? Iran? North Korea? Chinese imports? Killer bees? The return of pink flamingos?

They’ll take care of it.

Text: “McClane/Bauer ‘08. Come out to the coast, we’ll set up a perimeter.”

Ad copy: “Show your support for the men destined to save Western civilization by downing your morning cup o’ joe in style. Just remember: no wussy creamers allowed. Jack and John drink their coffee black.”

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1 Comments

  1. Doug September 25, 2007

    Nobody loves me but my momma…

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