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Read The Morning Papes In Style
Grab yourself a McClane/Bauer ‘08 coffee mug and never worry your pretty little head about world news. Paris Hilton in jail? Iran? North Korea? Chinese imports? Killer bees? The return of pink flamingos?
They’ll take care of it.
Text: “McClane/Bauer ‘08. Come out to the coast, we’ll set up a perimeter.”
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Don’t Mess With John And Jack
If Fred! ThompsonAdmiral Joshua Painter isn’t really your political cup of tea, if you’re looking for a duo that will really give them terrorists something to think about, you could do a whole lot worse than the dynamic duo of John McClane and Jack Bauer. They put the “execute” in “executive branch”.
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Admiral Painter, Bumper Sticker Edition
It’s the Painter t-shirt, in bumper sticker form! Get it here.
Text: “Admiral Painter ‘08. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
Ad copy: “He’s a commander guy, right there on your bumper!”
And The First Product Out Of The Gate Is…
The Admiral Painter ‘08 campaign t-shirt:
Text: “Admiral Painter ‘08. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
Ad copy: He’s got the command experience, he’s a decider, a real “commander guy” - he’s Rear Admiral Joshua Painter and he’s looking for your […]

