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Gettin’ Political With The Tees

Posted by Doug on January 2nd, 2008 | 1 Comment

Presenting two all-new t-shirts, destined to propel the forthcoming Giuliani-Paul ticket to greatness:

They’re available in either dark or white versions.
And, if you’re feeling particularly motivated, you can even pick up a coffee mug while you’re at it.
Go RUdy!

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Two New Memetic Shirts

Posted by Doug on December 13th, 2007 | No Comments

That’s right, I’ve finally come out with some new gear — introducing the “Don’t Tickle Me, Bro!” line of T-shirts. A fearless blend of two nauseating cultural catchphrases/cultural references, these shirts would make a great Christmaramakwanzukka gift for the paragon of irony in your life.
Available in both burgundy

…And the perhaps more palette-correct, though […]

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Don’t Mess With John And Jack

Posted by Doug on May 30th, 2007 | 1 Comment

If Fred! ThompsonAdmiral Joshua Painter isn’t really your political cup of tea, if you’re looking for a duo that will really give them terrorists something to think about, you could do a whole lot worse than the dynamic duo of John McClane and Jack Bauer. They put the “execute” in “executive branch”.

Get the t-shirt […]

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And The First Product Out Of The Gate Is…

Posted by Doug on May 29th, 2007 | 1 Comment

The Admiral Painter ‘08 campaign t-shirt:

Text: “Admiral Painter ‘08. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
Ad copy: He’s got the command experience, he’s a decider, a real “commander guy” - he’s Rear Admiral Joshua Painter and he’s looking for your […]

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